It's too dark to read inside a dog, but you can try:
I didn't do it!
so tell her
and let me get my rest.
Recently, I got a new retractable leash which is pretty awesome. Sometimes the girl tries to wrangle me in when I want to stay further out and the leash gets stuck in the grill of a car. She tries to hastily untangle it, but I just stand there and growl at the car. That's my way of saying to the cars, "If you tangle with the Flan then she will MESS. YOU. UP! That's just how I roll, suckahs!"
Flailed by Flan 7:55 AM
